Full colorway name: I’m Not Mad, Universe. I’m Just Disappointed in your Lack of Creative Effort.
Sometimes the universe is painfully obvious with its distribution of Murphy's (or Sod's) Law. For example, after decades of paying your mortgage, you submit your last payment and finally own your home...and a few days later a tree falls on your house.
It is an entirely cliche event, with a disappointing lack of any creativity. We created this new colorway for all the times that fate doles out the totally improbable, but completely obvious event.
The yarn has a thin stripe for the brick house, and thick stripes of brown, green, and, blue, like a tree that has fallen and left a bit hole in the canopy to view the hazy summer sky. 25g mini skeins are available for contrasting heels, toes, and cuffs.
25g minis are available with the default color being the light tan. Other colors are available upon request. Just a leave a note in your cart with which color you'd like. Please use this listing to add dye-to-order 25g skeins.
Would you like your yarn cranked into a sock tube so you just have to add heels, toes and cuffs? Check out information on our cranking service!
Our most popular base is Yarny McYarnface - it is a thicker fingering weight, soft, and a little fuzzy. It is very hard-wearing and a great alternative to merino.
YARNY McYARNFACE (formerly known as CORRIEDALE SOCK)
Fingering weight, 3 ply
75% Superwash Wool/25% Nylon
4 ounces/115 grams
434 yards
TARGHEE SPORT
Sport weight, 4 ply
90% Superwash Targhee/10% Nylon
4 ounces/115 grams
350 yards
Made in the USA
Yarn is dyed and heat set with professional acid dyes. All effort is made to exhaust the dyes, but some color bleeding may occur on initial washings. Cold water is recommended. Multiple skeins are available under this listing and, due to the nature of hand dying, colors may vary slightly from the yarn pictured.